


Seriously? Pick the fucking thing up, kid! You can still screw around on your phone.
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my life
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The most effective pick up line in all of time and space

Tomato Herb Tart (by sass & veracity)
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I feel like this is so true right now. Except for me! If I’m ever pucking and shitting myself at the same time it’s the food. Definitely the food. lol
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Many of you know that I lost my father last week. He was 85 and until recently, looked like he might live to a hundred.
Thank you all for your kind words and the love and condolences. My family and I really appreciate it all and it helped a great deal to know how many people cared about him and…